Yet Another Favre Pass Intercepted

If he decides to finally retire from the gridiron this year, Brett Favre will have at least one hobby to occupy his new-found free time: sexting.

Dead Spin's A.J. Daulerio has released one of those stories that, when it's one of the first things you read on a Wednesday morning, you just know it's going to be a good day.

Here's another reason Brett Favre should stay retired this time: Turns out The Daily Line's Jenn Sterger has kept a ridiculously disturbing (but HILARIOUS) secret about her interactions with The Gunslinger while they were both part of the Jets organization.

...The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn't think there wasn't anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.

Which brings to mind a question: What's the worse offense? Sending a "coworker" an unsolicited picture of you in the midst of self-copulation, or wearing Crocs? Sounds like a tossup to me.

For many people who only know the media-friendly side of Favre, this story's probably a shock. I am not one of those people, however, thanks to TJ. An ardent Chicago Bears fan, TJ lived in Wisconsin for a few years during Favre's time there. If there's one thing a Bears fan hates, it's the Green Bay Packers. And if there's an example of the Anti-Christ here on Earth, Bears fans will tell you that it's Brett Favre. And so the investigative reporter in TJ was ready to listen when presented with any dirty secrets or salacious tales about No. 4. He once shared the following with me, as told to him by a Packers beat writer:

Favre was notorious for cruising the local bars with some of his offensive lineman, à la Ben Ruthlessraper. And on multiple occasions, the highlight of the night would come when Favre stationed himself in the mens room while his teammates wingmen stood guard at the door. Female bargoers would line up and, for a $5 cover fee, would be allowed to enter The Gunslinger's private party and give their neck muscles a workout.

It looks like his time in the Big Apple inspired Brett to try a more modern method of creepily trolling for strange. Teaching an old dog new tricks is never easy though, as Sterger spurned his advances.

I just want to make it clear I never met him, saw him, etc... because I don't roll that way. That way meaning old.. or married. Some big boobed hoes have morals and souls believe it or not.