F*** My Life (FML)

Think your life sucks? Try comparing it to the entries on this site, where people can post daily anecdotes from their own lives. There are some fantastic reads here, and it's hard to feel too badly for yourself afterward—unless, that is, you are the guy who posted the excerpt below:

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

Props to One Ten for the find.

F*** My Life