Monday, December 30, 2013

Monday Kickstart: Kentucky Fried Christmas

During a casual conversation with my manager the other day, I asked whether or not Christmas was celebrated in Asian nations, such as Japan. Well, here's my answer. different. But, I've got to say, it looks delicious. My mom's one hell of a chef, and she's cooked every Christmas Eve and Christmas dinner I've ever eaten. But I'm kind of thinking KFC on December 26th should be a new tradition. (There's no way in hell I'm spending $70 on it, though.)

Of course, lest you forget, the best thing to ever come out of Japan is still (and always will be) Ms. Hiromi Oshima:

Let your light shine, baby. Let it shine. Let's go.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Monday Kickstart: We've All Been There

The fellas at Guy Moments keep it one hunnit.

Ladies, you just can't get out of your own damn way sometimes.

Of course, when you do get out of your own way, beautiful things can happen. Inspiring things. And this week, inspiration, thy name be Brooklyn Winn:

...that's one hell of a name. Let's go.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Respect My Gangsta: Unknown Cat

This broad got what was coming to her. Plus some. Not even her punk ass dog wanted it.

Shameless Plug

This girl is the devil. Has to be. No one is so undeniably cool & hot. She's rewriting the definition of "wifey material" on a daily basis.

Throwback Thursday: "5 O'Clock" -- Nonchalant

They say nothing good happens after 2 a.m. I think that's a little unfair, since the majority of drunk hookups take place between 2 and 4 a.m. But after that? Yeah. Nonchalant and I will back you up on that.

The D.C. emcee disappeared after her debut album in '96. This is one of those tracks that take me back to my high school days, listening to the radio while doing homework.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013


I'm not sure what's going on in this video...which puts me on even footing with the two hosts. Can't believe Merriman didn't turn the lights out on his way out the door. Whatever caused his exit, he certainly

*gets up and leaves*

Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday Kickstart: Flirting with Stupidity (F.O.H.)

This .gif has made the rounds on the internet the last couple of weeks, but deserves further viewings. When Jennifer Lawrence, in all of her youthful, god-given beauty is on your magazine's cover, isn't that enough? Or, as Buzzfeed puts it, "If we’re digitally editing perfection, what hope is there for the rest of us?!"

This is ridiculous. Lawrence's looks are already considered an ideal that 99% of women in the world could only dream of matching. And it's all the more maddening for them that she is 100% natural. So why did Flirt find it necessary to photoshop her appearance? If you don't think a 23-year-old actress considered almost universally to be the hottest thing in Hollywood looks good enough for your magazine cover, maybe you should just stick to Japanese anime.

From the bottom of our hearts, Flirt:

Fuck outta here. I mean. seriously, how is this not inspiration enough for your readers?

Let's go.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Like A Glove

God I love Australians. I predict I'll be replacing this embedding code 120000000 times in the next month, as everyone who uploads it to their YouTube account has it mysteriously deleted.

Rain Dance

Man...I miss L.A.

(fast forward to around 1:28 for the really good good)

It's the Weekend

Time to be the voice of reason...

From Buzzfeed.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Get Some

This is pure truth in video form. (The fellas might not agree with me at first, but just hold on 'til the end.)

Monday Kickstart: Curiosity Kills

Sometimes you don't want to know what you already know.

Key and Peele nailed it on that one. The struggle is real.

Know what else is real? Iesha Marie is real:

Te amo. Let's go.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Monday, December 2, 2013

Nothin' But the Dog in Me

Sometimes you've just got to find the positives. Sure you don't have much money. Sure you live in Kazakhstan. Sure you're...a dog. But you still have music, you still have rhythm. And they'll never take that away from you.

Monday Kickstart: Making a List, Checking it Twice

Really, the only acceptable reason to be in the stores the day after Thanksgiving is to fuck with people.

With all of the talk of violence on Black Friday, I'm shocked none of these people took a swing at him. On the real, though, I kind of want a copy of that Justin Bieber Kwanzaa album. That shit sounds noice.

This week's inspiration is the jaw-dropping Jessica Marie:

Let's go.